Disclaimer:
The Bonkinator, ticker: $ILLBEBBONK is not financial advice—it’s a time-traveling, banana-fueled meme machine sent from the future to bonk. It came back from 2099 to bonk paper hands and moonwalk through timelines. It may pump. It may dump. It will bonk.

HODL at your own risk… or you will be bonked.
Buy only if you’re ready to say “I’ll be bonk.”